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5 Year Old Son Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.