5 Year Old Son Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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My record is 21 years.

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.