5 Year Old Son Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Zebra Crossing Jokes More Zebra Crossing Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.