PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.
The Salsa
Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
Because he Ramparts the red sea each month
An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.
I Duggar.
Because everyone was a goblin
Food.
9 Months.
9 months
I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
