21 Year Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What has 5 eyes?

Invisibility

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

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