21 Year Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!