21 Year Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

21 Jokes More 21 Jokes

Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.