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Sauce Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

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What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!