Sauce Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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Sleep on the sofa.

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None according to the Russians.

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According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Put velcro on the ceiling.