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Sauce Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What did the pasta noodles say to the sauce when it was scared?

Don't be alfredo.

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What do you call a person without a son?

Per

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

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How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

What does the Cajun ghost say?

Beaux!

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya