Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

How did worchestershire sauce get it's name?

Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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