Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.