Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Sat Jokes More Sat Jokes

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Black Student Jokes More Black Student Jokes

What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them