Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Bbq Sauce Jokes More Bbq Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

Family Tree Jokes More Family Tree Jokes

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.