Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Little Black Kid Jokes More Little Black Kid Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.