My bike
Your T.V.
Velrow
Because he didn't study.
Help! I'm melting!
BBQ Sauce
Barbecue sauce
BBQ sauce
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
Go visit his family tree.
He thought he was melting.
So black kids could get messy too.
He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
When your nose touches the ceiling!
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
That one in the middle thinks he's hard.
BringemYoung University
Michael Jackson the third.
A straight line.
A gorilla pooped on his face.
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.