I am tired of looking for a job.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
They told him he was good at deriving
He ran out of patients.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Parkincense.
Because it worked with slavery
Because slavery is over
