Indentured servitude.
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
I am tired of looking for a job.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Sir Francis Brake!
He wanted 2 hit singles
Udderly useless.
Because proper tea is theft.
Mooney.
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
A basketball team.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Lawn chair.
Oh yeah...39
He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.
Because he was outstanding in his field
Cows-mopolitan!
You don't want beef with me
