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Slavery Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Chore Jokes More Chore Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.