Indentured servitude.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
Forced jokes.
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
She worked it out with a pencil.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Dad.
The NBA
Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
They whip cream!
Because it has been very knotty.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
Flatman and Ribbon