How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.