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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir