What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

How did Voldemort look like when he was hiding in Albania?

Pretty gaunt

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.