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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is