What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.