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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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What tick likes to run?

Politicks

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh