What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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The element of some fries.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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No strings attached

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.