What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y?

Because why emcee, eh