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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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So they can park in the handicapped spot.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh