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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.