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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.