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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?