Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?