Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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A Snowman.

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Tell him your plans.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.