Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?