Saturn Jokes

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Accordion Jokes More Accordion Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How would you like that cooked?

Gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Jupiter Jokes More Jupiter Jokes

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical