Give me a ring sometime.
An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.
Lord of the Rings.
It put a ring on it.
Did you planet?
God really liked it so he put rings on it.
Because he liked it.
Jupiter
It needs more space.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
A LepreKHAAAAAAN!
Organised crime.
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.
God speed.
Because they're reliable, quality made cars.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Germany
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
