FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.
Bed
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
It put a ring on it.
It needs more space.
Professor: Astronomical.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
They planet.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
At the university.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
Pay for the pizza and close the door.
Me: Paid administrative leave.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Hippocampus!
Fel-osophy
Because he didn't like DC...
I am Root.
Punjabi-ng.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
They like horsin' around.
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
