FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.
Bed
Yo, duh.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
It put a ring on it.
A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.
It needs more space.
Professor: Astronomical.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
They planet.
Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
At the university.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Because he was hydra-phobic.
The second coming of Jess.
He was a little shoat.
Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Bison.
Web Design.
They're both under DC.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
A pastryarchy.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
