Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.