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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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Because the players keep dribbling on it.

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.