Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

Philippine Jokes More Philippine Jokes

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia

Spring Training Jokes More Spring Training Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.