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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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How did the basketball court get wet?

The players dribbled all over it!

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.