Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.