Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter