Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.