Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.