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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.