Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.