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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.