Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.