Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.