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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

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What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.