Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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What do you call twin kittens?

Dupli-cats

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.