Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.