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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.