Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.