Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.