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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.