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Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.