Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.