Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Beaucoup.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.