Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.