Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Sistine Chapel Jokes More Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.