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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.