Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.