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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Sistine Chapel Jokes More Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.