Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What is black and stuck to the ceiling?

A crappy electrician

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Eighteen Jokes More Eighteen Jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.