Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Eighteen Jokes More Eighteen Jokes

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!