They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Because he doesn't like being followed.
Because they don't like Turkey
Discus.
There are too many Links.
Wrap music
It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
Imagination
He looks at your shoes instead of his
A Labragoogle.
They like horsin' around.
A S C E T I C
The purchaser.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Summer, they like it before it's cool
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!
A Durantula.
So they can do math
Because they never have any sandwiches.
Me too, I like the saltyness
A subwoofer.
Zikachu.
Because Allah likes digimon
A cusstomer
North West
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
A Fungi!
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Because it reminds them of home.
Because they don't like Nice people.
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
Because he liked to meddle.
They don't like the taste of being the minority!
Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.
Because German soldiers like to march in the shade
A personal space man
It doesn't like Cats.
A palm tree
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
He liked his rhinos sunny side up.
A so-be-it union.
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
Vegetta balls
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
She gives you the eye.
That's lacist.
A Pastafarian.
Getting Waisted
Asking for a friend.
Bobby Fillet
A fetaphile
Simon 16
Crate and Barrel.
That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.
Podcasts.
A lot of likes
Get hammered.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Chronic-logically.
Chapped lips
He likes it dirty.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
Reuse.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
A baaahhhd movie. ()
I liked the leftovers before they were cool.
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?
James Bonding bah dun tss
If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
Because it was a chesnut tree.
Netflix and pills
Because the stakes were high!
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
He invited her over to net fish and krill.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.
In A minor.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
A meander-thal!
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
The J'accusi
Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!
He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)
A minor.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
Because he doesn't exist.
Kevin Nash
He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course
He didn't use enough force...
Because he was born in a barn.
Hijabba the Hut
Matt
A Rottweiler in a playground.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
It's like a metaphor.
An Army of Juan
Because they don't want a man lost!
An English sleep dog.
A teabag stays in the cup longer
You suffer from pickled hearing!
Me neither. Help.
