They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
Just say "shoe".
Removed
Don't worry, they'll tell you.