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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

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What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

Whaler Jokes More Whaler Jokes

What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band?

Bob Marley and The Whalers!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.