Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
Because seven, eight, nine.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
The aye
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
They both begin a trip at the post!
They want to catch the last goal-post!
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.