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Pirate Alphabet Jokes

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

T Jokes More T Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!