The Somali chicken!
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
It was dynamite!
They want to catch the last goal-post!
Bernadette
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
Ohio
Nothing
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
A peg leg.
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
They think, therefore they arrrr
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
A rubbish bin!
The car and the bus both have wheels.