The Somali chicken!
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
It was dynamite!
About 10kg (22 lbs).
A fortune!
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Okay men, get on the ship.
Columbus
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Because Intel Inside.
A rubbish bin!
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
