It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.
Ohio
Too many cheetahs.
Ebola cereal!
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
Postbox.
The letter "D"!
It caused a revolution.
They're wheels.
An algorithm.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
Columbus.
Columbus
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."