Somali Jokes

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

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Cross Country Jokes More Cross Country Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why are jokes in base 8 not funny?

Because 7,10,11!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.