Somali Jokes

What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!

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Son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

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Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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Why does sweden have so many somalis?

They have a pirate bay......

Which is better Pirate Bay or Pirate Bae?

Pirate Bae, because it never goes down.

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope