Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

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What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.