Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Yep Jokes More Yep Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden