Ohio.
It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.
Ohio Satan!
Ohio
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
He wet his plants.
Aloha Snackbar!
Obesity
Warning: Gore
He was a little shellfish.
There is writing on the White-out.
A two-eyed onion.
An itssoroomy.
THESE are the brakes!
What son *Dad cries with joy
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
A medium medium on the median.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
I pronounce it Frankfort.