Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What do a coffee shop and a Japanese castle siege have in common?

Baristas

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Cult Jokes More Cult Jokes

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal