Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band