Ohio.
It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.
Ohio Satan!
Ohio
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
Montana.
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because they're shellfish.
Shelfish
A Columbus.
With their eyes shut!
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
They can't afford computers in Africa.
Ethiopium
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
