What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken