What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken