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Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.