The last one out is meant to get the Wights
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
HIM: What do you mean, "in it"
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Stephen Speilbug!
Suspense tion
Don't Break the Ice
PokeMom
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
A salt rifle.
Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)