What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.