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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

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Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.