Film Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

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Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A box of crayons.

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

How did Al Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

Grade six.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.