Film Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug!

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Lenin Jokes More Lenin Jokes

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.