Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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What seperates man from animal?

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

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What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Lucas Jokes More Lucas Jokes

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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