Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

6 Second Jokes More 6 Second Jokes

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.