Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.