Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Eighth Jokes More Eighth Jokes

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Borderland Jokes More Borderland Jokes

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

What's a Mexican's favourite video game?

Borderlands.

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

6 Second Jokes More 6 Second Jokes

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.