Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Lucas Jokes More Lucas Jokes

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

6 Second Jokes More 6 Second Jokes

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine