Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Borderland Jokes More Borderland Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.