Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$19.99

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

You might also enjoy:

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Rotate Jokes More Rotate Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!