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Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.