They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
A BoVine
They herd it through the bovine.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
Because the steaks are high.
He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
BeeBee guns
Mint conditioner.
They herd
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Cows-mopolitan!
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!
A rye-nocerous