Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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Who is the Sith Lord of fear?

Count Spooku

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear?

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

6 Second Jokes More 6 Second Jokes

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun.

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How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!