Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Increase Jokes More Increase Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.