Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Russian Bovine Jokes More Russian Bovine Jokes

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist