Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Russian Bovine Jokes More Russian Bovine Jokes

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Gossip Jokes More Gossip Jokes

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Moss Cow Jokes More Moss Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak