Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous