Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Increase Jokes More Increase Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Moss Cow Jokes More Moss Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

6 Second Jokes More 6 Second Jokes

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Who's there! Cymbals! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't!

Russian Bovine Jokes More Russian Bovine Jokes