What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!