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What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.