What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.