What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve