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What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!