What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.