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What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

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Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!