Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.