Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder