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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side