Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side