Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other