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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!