Adele Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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