Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.