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What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.