What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?