What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.