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What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What's Leonardo DiCaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.