What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.