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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!