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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert