What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!