What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!