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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

When is a lion not a lion?

When he turns into his cage!

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!