What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert