Camembert Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

Out Jokes More Out Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

An oakie.