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Camembert Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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A football net!

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They don't have the right koalfications!

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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A swipe and wipe.

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When he turns into his cage!

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.