Camembert Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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He was looking for Robin's nest.

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Mint conditioner.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of wine do bears drink?

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