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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bull dog!

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"