What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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An umbrellaphant!

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course