What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

Drizzly Bear Jokes More Drizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.