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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Drizzly Bear Jokes More Drizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.