What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Drizzly Bear Jokes More Drizzly Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.