What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

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Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

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What do you call a wet bear?

A drizzly bear.

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course