What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

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What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.