What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.