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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common?

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.