Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Woo Jokes More Woo Jokes

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.