Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta