Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl