What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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Because that's where the mini apple is!

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Chernobyl fall out.

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The outlet

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Because it's too wet to woo.

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl