What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

Previous Random Joke Next

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Pat Sajak Jokes More Pat Sajak Jokes

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl