What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl