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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

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